me in the UK

me: where can i get a good hamburger brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad me: please i’m so hungry

If you get to sleep beside the person you love every night you are one lucky fuck

The City of Istabul Immortalizes Tombili the Cat With a Bronze Statue Lounging on His Favorite Step

I love expressing myself via spending money

Surprise, motherfucker.

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

When I was younger, if a bar was empty I’d leave to find a “cooler” one. Now, if there isn’t somewhere for me to sit, I won’t even go in.

Katrina and Edwin’s Albuquerque to Vancouver Road Trip 2016

Sand Island, Utah

Kootenay National Park, British Columbia

Vancouver, British Columbia

High Point Lookout, Gifford Pinchot National Forest, Washington

Walupt Lake, Gifford Pinchot National Forest, Washington

Amber Inn, Eden, Idaho

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

me

Flying a drone through fireworks

How I feel when I’m with you

That comment. Damn.