By Talos, This Can't Be Happening!

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taking a brief break to make dinner!

BRIDGET

women learned about the concept of love languages and never stfu

I hope our baby’s love language is acts of service

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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

shoutout to myself who didn’t know 911 was a show and thought this person was tagging this as spoilers for September 11th

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

streamer discovers misogyny still exists ⁉️

new siobhan dab

if you don't know how to end your tumblr post you can just cut yourself off mid-word and people will be like "the penis exploders got her... so sad 😔"

Falin with Laois hair: Cute pixie cut!

Laios with Falin hair: HEEEEEEYEEEHYEEEHYEHYEH

I love when my borzoi does the thing

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america