me as a gf trying to be cute: oh hey my….soft cantaloupe…gentle chili flake….dominos 2 for 1 deal….
2helby:
you either die a proud lemon tree owner or you live long enough to see yourself become a lemon stealing whore
I hate that I know what this is referencing
apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!
i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!
Oddly inspiring
she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
My sides
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
I know what a trumpet is I play one
Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke
Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery
I tap keys
But hey what about
Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?
What about this six-string viola I found?
acoustic trumpet
Violins is never the solution
my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle
oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it
I choked.
You play a mean weird fiddle! 🤣🤣🤣
Should I even mention a bass clarinet
a little piece of me died reading this post
True anger.
I’m gonna choke
hm y'all need to be nicer to straight trans people
this isn’t just about “no straights at pride!” this is about the fact that cis lgb people NEVER acknowledge trans people in their activism and that includes straight trans people. because being het somehow magically means they’re privileged? like hello they’re trans? did you forget transphobia exists? and the way cis gays treat trans gays? it’s abhorrent.
this pride month y'all better acknowledge our straight trans siblings and be the best cis ally you can be and acknowledge your privilege instead of throwing straight trans people under the bus.
cis people SHOULD reblog this
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
任せてくれるよ
Shingeki no Kyojin || Erwin Smith Episode 53
reasons iron man 3 matters:
- male superhero having panic attacks
- anxiety being portraited as a serious issue
- tony being able to prove he is iron man with or without the suit
- foreshadows that the actions of our heroes have consequences
- shows how racist terrorist themes are used to install fear and violence
- tony hangs out with a kid most of the movie and it’s great
- breaks the damsel in distress model and makes pepper save the day
- speaking of which she has powers and is badass
Semirealistic transparent Sun and Moon starters! So challenging but I had so much fun with them at the same time.
*doesn’t remember my internet friend’s last name when I’m sending a package* Hmm… my last name it is, then. We are become married.
This isn’t a joke. I don’t know anybody’s goddamn last name, and usually I just put their URL like “Ryan Wizardscience” or “Tyler Quimstick” or “Ship Glumshoe” but some of your URLs are like WARIOS MEATY JORTS DOT FUCK and the Post Office will have me executed if I write that on an envelope.
chilliger Sonntag
currently
this is how i run in nightmares
I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!