The Robin Williams Chronicles

Robin quickly finishes rolling his pennys and puts on his CVS brand trench coat to head to the local coin star. As he walks out of his trailer, he begins to wonder about the RV sequel. He feels a tug at the end of his jacket and his heart begins to race. "Oh, just another fan asking for an autograph", he thinks. 

He turns around quickly with his best smile and as he begins to say "Yes, I'd love to autograph your chest" his words get caught. He realizes it's the face of his 79 year old mother walking around with her wheel chair made of twigs and paper mache, telling him to get the hell out of the way.

Robin chokes back tears as he steps into his 1997 cutlass and speeds away.

Robins shift at foot locker is almost ended. A customer approaches him with what it looks like a gimp leg. The customer says, "Aye, uh, my name is Tyrone and I'm finna try on them new Jordans. You got them?" Robin cringes at the thought of assisting a Tyrone. He wants to pull out his 2001 nokia phone and call his manager, but remembers that his manager quit after Robin filmed "Old Dogs".

Robin tries to make the best of the situation and pokes Tyrone in the arm, talking in one of his notorious cartoon voices, "so what's up Doc?" Tyrone gives him the stink eye and Robin quickly closes his eyes so no one can see the tears. He quietly whispers, "that's all folks".

Robin Williams quickly jumps back into his form fitted bed after adjusting the rabbit ears on his 1995 sony 20'' tv. In between the static and "no signal" sign, he sees the news reporter announcing this years Golden Globe nominees. He crosses his fingers and toes hoping that "Mrs Doubtfire" gets a nomination. Quickly checking his Burlington coat factory watch, he suddenly realizes he's late for his 2nd job. He rushes out the door, slipping on his foot locker whistle and his sketcher shape ups. 

Driving down the road in his 1997 cutlass, he suddenly has flashbacks. He's seeing himself in the booth recording the voice over for a penguin in "Happy Feet II" and he begins to wonder where it all went wrong.

He then begins to remember doing a drug run for his partner in crime, Javier. He wonders when he will get the $178 dollars needed for his hair transplant. The thoughts are beginning to take over his mind and he beings to swerve off the road. All of a sudden, he realizes that his breaks went out a week ago and he had to replace them with Hubba bubba gum. A look of desperation spreads across his gap toothed mouth.

He suddenly finds himself awoken in a hospital bed, asking where he was and what happened. He looks all over and realizes he's in a janitors closet. The doctor cautiously walks in as Robin screaming out, "WHY AM I IN HERE? DO YOU REALIZE WHO I AM?" The doctor slowly shakes his head. Robin lets out a sigh wondering how many shifts he's going to have to pick up at Foot Locker and the Dell customer support hotline.