What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “aye, matey!”
Gene and Sbarro
me, strutting into therapy, sunglasses firmly on my face, my hat backwards, im munching popcorn, it’s 8pm on a tuesday: my guy!! what is new scooby doo?? personally, I’m back on my bullshit-
my therapist: cant get back on something you never left but go on
me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night
hmmm
Tfw you go to show your friend a video but it’s not as funny as you remember
when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day
u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan
that moment during a concert when u realize that the musicians are actually real and you’re like wtf
shit idea
flat stairs
explain
stairs but theyre flat. you put the stairs on a flat surface and they dont go up or anything they just go forward
floor
INCORRECT it is an actual set of stairs only instead of building them so they ascend they just built the Stairs as Flat
thats a floor
youre a closedminded fool
flat stairs example
SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS PERSON GETS IT
i think drinking a fuckton of water out of your hands from the sink is in the same class of primal urges as running up stairs on all fours
I luv him…..
IS THAT A SHARK?
if you watch any video today it needs to be this one
I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.
My favourite thing is when Australians are talking about their deadly wildlife
DYING RN
how does ABBA have so many bangers
ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’
reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south
I’d love nothing more
Make. Farming. Gay. Again.
counterpoint: have you ever met a bird willing to let anything go ever?