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ROPE CLUB FOR LYFE

@crankycrabisdone / crankycrabisdone.tumblr.com

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aright let’s do this.

To anyone who noticed (lol who actually likes this blog) things have been slow. Like snail’s race slow. Last post I ever made for Karkat was oh...

Yeah that’s about right. To the two of you wondering why that is, I have just not had the drive to rp Karkat. Or at least get on this website that I have been slowly hating over the years. So better to just take old yeller out back then let him suffer anymore.

This blog is retired now. No more Karkat from here on out. I won’t be deleting it out of apathy, but it won’t be having anymore posts.

Good run, see ya.

Oh yeah if you for some reason want to talk to me message me and we can shoot the shit on Discord.

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THAT FEELING WHEN YOU REMIND THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW YOUR STUPID ASS THAT YOU ARE NOT DEAD BY MAKING A SHIT POST.

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Well s)(e’s adorable! You s)(ould sea w)(en s)(e gets cocky. )(er nose wiggles just a little bit and )(onestly I could die eac)( time I see it.
I really love my wife.
I’m so )(appy you’re excited to meet )(er!!!

SOON AS I FIGURE OUT THE DRESS CODE I WILL BE EVEN MORE EXCITED. ALL I HAVE FOR A UNIFORM IS A SUIT I WORE TO MY MOM’S WEDDING, AND I AM NOT SURE PURPLE IS EVERYONE’S CUP OF TEA.

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Yay!
Listen, you’re going to LOV-E )(er. S)(e’s beautiful, s)(e’s smart, s)(e’s funny, s)(e’s comforting, s)(e knows just w)(at to say, s)(e puts up wit)( my s)(it - get t)(is - of )(er own volition! S)(e doesn’t even mind! S)(e’s got t)(e most beautiful smile, like o)( glub you don’t even know! S)(e can s)(ow every single toot)( in )(er mout)( in a grin! Plus s)(e’s s)(ella squis)(y and tall. Cuddling )(er is like cuddling t)(e softest cloud in t)(e world. )(er laug)( sounds like utter )(eaven, especially w)(en s)(e’s laug)(ing at someone. S)(e can eat w)(ole BOATLOADS, Karkat. BOATLOADS! S)(e’s so comfortable wit)( )(erself and frankly s)(e can wear a paper bag and look good.
Wait, I’m rambling. Sorry…

I AM SORRY THAT ENTIRE SPEECH IS FUCKING ADORABLE. THE LEVELS OF AFFECTION YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A HEART CONDITION. MEETING HER IS GOING TO BE EXCITING.

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I’m mostly just excited about people seeing Zi-Zi. S)(e’s so great!

IF YOU ARE GETTING A RENEWAL, SHE HAS TO BE. CANNOT WAIT.

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It’s in June on my birt)(day!
Also, yea)(, but I )(aven’t figured t)(at out yet.

GOOD DAY TO RENEW VOWS THEN. BIRTHDAY AND MARRIAGE TOGETHER. LIKE ICE CREAM AND BROWNIES MIXED TOGETHER.

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