Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

My bf: *looks at me in public* Me: stop it I’m shy

shoutout to me for never having a homestuck phase

#shout out to me still not knowing what homestuck actually is

When boys show their emotions and not act closed off for no damn reason 😩😚😛😍😍😍👀😏😏💯💯🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😚😍💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️👄👅💦 need me a freak like that 😚😚😏😏😍😍💯💯💯🙌🏽🍆💦👅

What’s the Thursday mood?

porn bot adding a virus link to my post: basic. expected. pedestrian. predictable.

porn bot replying to my post with a single, cryptic word: infinitely more eerie and menacing

is this a threat

well if that’s not the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on this hellsite

Living in 3019.

[Yes, they’ve considered summer, and there are auto-open panels when it gets too hot.]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

god i love christian memes im so sorry

compilation

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

hm

so meaningful