But please put sunscreen on them
me and strawberry lemonade svedka
me with patron silver tbh
tbh strawberitas
Happy 420 guys. Don’t forget to leave some milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg
skinny people could drink jet fuel and eat cigarettes but the moment a fat person eats a cookie u losers be like: oops better watch that weight fat bitch!
What baby boomers dream of:
What millenials dream of:
what were dora’s bedtime wishes
don’t listen to the map next time dora
i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell
fuck this is b a d
This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets
The what?
Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.
So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.
NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN
SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT
Constructive criticism: also consider DAMP NUTLORD
I’m crying
Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets
But it Crinkles and Therefore Must be a Snack For Me- The sequel, by my pets
cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts
Shoving the whole thing down my throat no chew= deep throat queen.
I have no idea what to do with this information