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Mallory

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my mom sneaked up on me and frightened me, so I screamed and my dog, who was sleeping in another room, ran to me and stood between us and did not let my mom approach me and started kissing me to see if I am okay

my dog thought my mom was hurting me

SHE CAME TO PROTECT ME

My cats just look at me like I intentionally woke them up

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Amy Poehler on having a “great face for wigs” 

"I was told once that I have a great face for wigs, which was almost the title of this book. And I take as a huge compliment because I like that I look different with different hair, and I loved being a sketch performer and trying on these looks and everyone being like, "Ooh, you could be a brunette!" … "You could cut your hair short!" …
I felt emboldened by the fact that playing other people, and being in charge of how I looked and the characters I got to play, helped me [to] escape what was sometimes a disappointing face in my mind’s eye.”

Polaroids from the Upright Citizens Brigade

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