sea shanties this sea shanties that what u need to sea is some bitches

you bet your ass i got this strong from screaming at the moon and eating dirt

me reading my own posts: hmm..  That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet 

Eleanor Shellstrop + girls 

+ bonus: not a girl, not a robot

if you see this file on your desktop, do NOT open it. 

what happens if i do

hot dog

alleycat gives unsolicited advice

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

Holy shit.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

MOUSE

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

Level 1

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I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

Realization

i made dino empanadas :]

update: they came out very good

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion) 

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

(gi

why did you stop?

arrested for malpractice