Spiders in europe have 2.4384 meters instead of 8 feet

A Big Dog is blocking your path. You have three options:

a) Stay with the Dog and become his friend

b) Politely ask the Dog to move aside

c) Do nothing and let the Dog decide

but why isn’t the kpop fandom acknowledged as a major fandom?

some people like to pretend we don’t exist so they can sleep better at night 

because some of us have user names like exos-cumslut

Brendon: [literally says this song is for Sarah and about Sarah] i love my wife

Ryden shippers, probably: lmao he lie. Dis a ryden song!!!!!!11!!1!!1

“It’s almost like an alternate universe. I’m taking that concept of isolation even further on my album, which is called Badlands. I wrote what I call an ‘angry feminist record’.” — Halsey for Teen Vogue

I just want a zombie apocalypse movie where the infection is sexually transmitted so in the end only a ragged band of asexuals are left to save the world

#as well as celibate ppl lol… or just virgins#but aight (–folkloriic)

a gang of children, a nun, and a handful of asexuals, accompanied by like… one really unpleasant dudebro or something. 

deleted scene: unpleasant dudebro refusing to die a virgin, attempts to have sex with a zombie. Even the zombie turns him down. 

if you’re ever mean to shelby i will hurt you, she’s the sweetest person ever and im so mad rn like no fuck u

i forgot what the context of this was who was being mean to me i forgot 

i dont fucking remember you ass it was years ago

brendon, he cradle me, with his angelic vocals, and his passionate love for sarah urie,