me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

im a flirting machine with no off button

hubris will be your downfall

kind of sexy of you to say that

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him

the plot chickens

I find it ridiculous that we still use “Horsepower” as a unit of measurement in this day and age. It means nothing to me. I have no idea of how much power a horse has and I’m frankly terrified to even contemplate it. 

Been tired. Y’alls president and his Jim Jones-esque clan is something else…

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

You really don’t need to know a damn thing about French to understand this whole fucking post.

“We both are in the middle, and nobody teases us for it.”

ICYMI: Kumu Hina, an indigenous Hawaiian hula teacher who identifies as mahu (”in the middle” when it comes to gender), comforts a transgender student in the trailer for the upcoming film A Place in the Middle. (via BuzzFeed)

This is an incredible mini-documentary, its 25 min out of your day but I seriously recommend watching it. Such a great story about recognizing the gender spectrum and de colonizing one’s history. Bawled my eyes out 10/10 would recommend. 

This is absolutely beautiful and Im deeply touched by this  little film, holy shit. Its pure beauty. everybody go watch

i am bed bath and beyond disappointed in you son

@kingxfmischief

but everything changed when the fire puppy attacked

“Waters spoke next to the enlarged photo as she commemorated the 27th anniversary of the Americans With Disabilities Act a day earlier.

“It is a day to reflect on how people with disabilities are treated in our society,” Waters began.“

Maxine. Water. Is. Not. Here. To. Fucking. Play.

She is about to reclaim America’s time..