12 words… say it and I’m yours

top surgery is when they surgically make you into a top and bottom surgery is when they surgically make you into a bottom

I’m just like every other top. I put on my strap one leg at a time.

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders tho?????

they are…… this is so embarassing

he’s still living out his hype from 2015

Lesbian: *makes post about being a lesbian*

Every straight girl in a 500km radius: me too! but with a man

Lesbian: *makes post about being attracted to women*

Every straight man in a 500km radius: me too! but it’s in a creepy way

“Small Knife with Sheath” The Ottoman Empire, 18th century. Material: steel, silver, bone, horn, mother-of-pearl, enamel [1359x1920]

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

men who can’t maintain platonic friendships w women can’t be trusted lol

the devil’s dozen

i have two moods and they are gay and nervous

We’re finally killing animé

#[Ice T voice] they’re called weaboos

diD YOU ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE THOUGH IT’S THE FUNNIEST SHIT

I’M GONNA FUCKING