technically i’m hooooomeless

Stranger Things poster by Kyle Lambert

"IT STARTS AT 9:00PM"

Aries arrival time: 8:59pm; likes racing the clock Taurus arrival time: 10:00pm; “sorry i had to….” Gemini arrival time: If they’re gonna get there late, they’re not coming. Cancer arrival time: 8:30pm; wanna help set up Leo arrival time: 9:20pm; fashionably late Virgo arrival time: 9:05pm; not too early, not too late Libra arrival time: 9:00pm; social etiquette! Scorpio arrival time: 10:30pm; dying down, no one will notice I’m super late. Sagittarius arrival time: 8:55; likes to be 5mins early Capricorn arrival time: 9:01; planned to come exactly at 9:01 Aquarius arrival time: 9:30; show up casually Pisces arrival time: 9:45pm; tried to arrive on time, somehow ended up late

President Obama offered to pay for Vice President Biden’s son’s cancer treatment after finding out Biden was considering selling his house to pay for it. That’s really kind but… holy shit. If the *Vice President* has to *sell his house* to pay for healthcare, what chance do regular Americans have? How is anyone still alive in that country?? Australia, do not do anything to creep in the direction of America’s healthcare system. Keep Medicare free. Including frikking pap smears.

Concept art and character designs for “Piper” Pixar’s upcoming short film directed by Alan Barillaro (x)

Only Americans will understand:

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We’d never drive into your house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

Mara Wilson comes out

The last messages sent from Eddie Justice, an accountant, to his mother. Eddie was hiding in the bathroom of Pulse nightclub in Orlando when he sent these terrified text messages to his mother. Omar Mateen barricaded himself inside the nightclub in the early morning hours of 12 June, 2016. Once inside, he senselessly murdered 50 people and injured another 50+. Not long after these texts were sent by Eddie, Mateen stormed into the bathroom where he was hiding and shot him dead.

Living in the digital age makes death a little more hallowed than in previous times.

You see living ghosts on peoples phones.

He spread the word of equality, denouncing racism and segregation. He was a human rights activist and a member of several civil rights groups (including the Princeton chapter of the NAACP). The media did not want to cover that part of his life.

Tweet 1: I can see a lot of people either avoiding Plan B & ending up pregnant or attempting to take multiple doses & getting sick.

Tweet 2: anyone w a credit card (not everyone, I know) can/should use ella ella-rx.com they’ll ship it overnight $45

SIGNAL BOOST. Ella is another form of emergency contraception/the morning-after pill. It’s more effective than Plan B and can be taken up to FIVE DAYS after your mishap, rather than three days. Please spread this around; with all of the anti-choice legislation flying about and how difficult it can be for some people to get Plan B even OTC (like minors, people living in small towns, etc.), this might be the only way a lot of people can get their hands on the morning-after pill.

Boooooost

I’ve also read that Ella is more effective for plus size people.

This is important. Ella works for everyone. Plan B is not effective for people over 176 pounds. Protect yourself

Everyone?

Boosting the shit outta this.

Plan B is not effective for people over 176 pounds.

Plan B is not effective for people over 176 pounds.

Plan B is not effective for people over 176 pounds.

Plan B is not effective for people over 176 pounds.

Plan B is not effective for people over 176 pounds.

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HALF WOMAN — HALF FISH

18 Real Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said About Women

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 

I’m calling it right now that the cursed child spoilers are fake. It’s too ridicilous to take seriously and more ridiculous to take you guys taking them to heart seriously. If I’m proven wrong I’ll start questioning a lot of things but in the meantime my reasoning without having searched outside of tumblr yet is:

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gordo was the truth

I was Gordo