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Shrimps is Bugs

@lonkfrompennsylvania / lonkfrompennsylvania.tumblr.com

This is a blog. I post stuff here. You can expect a whole bunch of different stuff and very little consistency. But hey, if you can tolerate all that, I appreciate your company.
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just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl

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joetheweird

the masses are uneducated . we must bring back the pokerap

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go-lurk
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drozdnah

the most pathetic yuri I've ever seen.

I've replayed portal 2 for the 5th time recently. and now Im thinking about them a lot (help).

I just now decided to find a translation of the song Cara mia addio. and oh my Glados is so pathetically in love with Chell. let them have a happy ending pls!! 😭😭😭

and yes chell wears a black mesa tshirt just to annoy her (ex)wife.

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Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point.

Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

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calware

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

  • i'm going to kill god
  • i'm going to delete my blog
  • i'm going to explode
  • i'm going to blow up this entire website
  • i'm going to become the joker
  • this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

THIS ONE WINS

oh you know

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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hex-rex

How is he his brother and biological father please

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

LESS CONVOLUTED?

don't worry about it 🙂

relevant to this blog i think

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

Bowl identification:

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East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

did you just... know this??

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remanedur

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

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