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Disney, 5SOS, TFIOS, Divergent, Harry Potter
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sandandglass

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things. He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

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i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

oh good god i fucked up

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What the Party You Vote for Says About You

Conservatives: You hate poor people and disabled people and probably think the NHS is blunting natural selection.
Labour: You hate the tories.
Lib Dems: You hate yourself and just want to be lied to.
Greens: *sweeney Todd music playing* You are young, life has been kind to you...
SNP: You hate England.
Plaid Cymru: You hate England.
UKIP: You're racist but you're trying to hide it. You're also confused about the EU and very afraid. You probably have sixty locks on your door.
EDL: You're racist and you don't give a shit who knows.
The Monster Raving L***** Party: You think voting doesn't matter. You're probably one of those assholes who wears Guy Fawkes masks and trolls people on the internet. You're a nihilist and think you're excused from politics because it's all rich white men despite the fact you probably are rich and white. You also think ableism is funny. Seriously just stop.
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justdrinktea

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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jupitereyed

That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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catceleste

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

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lotad

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

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as a white person i apologize

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visambros

As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.

You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white people, doesn’t mean your life is perfect and stress free.

You don’t need to feel bad for being born the race you are. No one should.

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a post like this on this website. 

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