I can’t decide which one hurts me more

Iseya waking up beside Eiwajima after spending the night together again and telling him a weird dream he had where they hate each other and he was blonde and he was going to kill him; and there was a woman without a head and a war in a city he doesn’t know, and Eiwajima looks at him and laughs and tells him his imagination is too wild but it’s cute anyway and he doesn’t need to worry because he’d never hate him or hurt him

OR

Izaya waking up alone in his desk at his apartment and wondering why he had such a weird dream and about Shizuo too, it’s been 2 years since he last saw him and he’s still dreaming of him but Shizuo had his natural brown hair and izaya remembers having glasses over his nose and being friends with a lot of people and the faint smell of old books and he’s so confused and his legs hurt but they hurt less than his heart because he knows Shizuo would never look at him with such softness and tenderness in his eyes like in his dream

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

I KNWO WHAT YOU ARRREEE

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

The Beast that Bothers

And to make up for last blog entry...

Happy Nagano trio celebrating the good news for m28 🥰

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

FT: “Sherry”

Req’d by: nhimxucute94

Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44121805

Right to Left

Furry commission work 🥰🐱

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

tier 3 (clinical,

too formal, but not cheesy):

groin, penis, phallus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Isn't there this one picture of Gin in his room from a magazine or what it was? @lucrecia84 @docalu this one always gets me 😂

Oh, I see, we're talking about the man, who's daydreaming about Sherry while doing his hair in his apartment with his Porsche always in view and a fresh collection of identical black trenchcoats in his wardrobe.

He's also drinking Sherry.

Oh. And he's writing a poem about Sherry in his head.

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.

I know a guy.