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wild beast

this wil genuinely haunt me forever

Crypto line hit me like a truck

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

it’s not even a van though……………………….

poopvan is a mindset

[Have yourself an unpredictably homoerotic Monday]

guy who has a weird nickname and when he tries to explain where it came from it doesnt make sense

they call me piss because i never give up

they call me baby mario because i'll hurt anybody

Me as a gamer who just accidentally dropped his car keys down a gutter: Aw, FRAG!!!! Looks like it’s time for the sewer level…..

how can you jump to other dimensions with your hands full of penis?!!?!!!

you jump with your legs idiot

guess I can't argue with that one

well i jump with spacebar!

#LOL #gamerpenis #relatable

I feel like you're not taking this seriously