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wild beast
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me: *time travels to the 1940’s*
me: hey dipshit *makes a fart noise on my iphone*
guy: Wowie-zowie! *starts doing the charleston*
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this wil genuinely haunt me forever
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Crypto line hit me like a truck
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tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle
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it’s not even a van though……………………….
poopvan is a mindset
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[Have yourself an unpredictably homoerotic Monday]
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Me as a gamer who just accidentally dropped his car keys down a gutter: Aw, FRAG!!!! Looks like it’s time for the sewer level…..
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how can you jump to other dimensions with your hands full of penis?!!?!!!
bird-big
you jump with your legs idiot
guess I can't argue with that one
well i jump with spacebar!
#LOL #gamerpenis #relatable
I feel like you're not taking this seriously