Unbetitelt

White couples that adopt non-white kids

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

THERES NO DIFFERENCE TO FIDDLES AND VIOLINS, MINIONFUCKER, THE INLY DIFFERENCE IS HOW THEYRE PLAYED, ARE THEY BEING PLAYED IN THAT PICTURE? NOOOO, THEY ARENT, THEREFORE THEY ARE BOTH VIOLINS, STRING SNAPPER.

MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

I CANT BREATHE STOP

Bahahaha this is lovely.

OMG

me meeting new ppl

[TEASER] VIXX - “Depend on me” MV Teaser

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

(via alunit)

family member: who the fuck ate the food I was saving?

me: 

kris is bald and chinese

@akulinaagnessa

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

I said this the other day and people looked at me like I was fucking crazy.

Right