As Above, So Below

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

my daughter had her TV debut

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

Werewolf boyfriend

“Unfortunate! Anyway,”

gerard dubois' moby dick sells me on the cosmic horror whale

pov you are a bug on the ground

sdv farmers in the saloon when you put two glow rings on

yknow what you're right, thanks two super cucumbers

unsuspecting civilian: ahhh how nice is it to be able to sit down after a long day and play stardew. what a relaxing and calming game–

[enter: THE SERPENT]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

I knew the opening reminded me of something