UNACCEPTABLE

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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video game engines are amazing because they can make it so sunlight filters through leaves casting dozens of little rays in your eyes just like in real life and then you turn around and there’s a whole ass horse just swimming in circles in midair

Assimilation scares white racists because after you remove the hateful insecurities they have toward POC, they are mediocre white folks hoping to eat the crumbs off the tables of the rich.

Clinging to their racism and hate keeps them in an existential lead over non-whites.

[Keep in mind, Spanish speaking citizens can usually speak TWO languages.]

“That’s the weird thing about him, is that he is smarter than everyone in the room, but he has that ability to speak in a way that everyone can understand, so it’s never smarter than the room.” - Nick Kroll

tacky kitsch is the real backbone of united states culture. roadside attractions, weird diners, buildings shaped like objects, restaurants with like a shark or a car sticking out of the roof, lawn flamingos – this is the true heritage of the west

And John Waters is the voice of America

“Tennessee Waltz”

Paintings - (Oil on Canvas - 24" x 30")

A moonlight night, a handsome cowboy, a Patti Page record on the gramophone - well, I can dream can’t I?

THERES MORE

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

Why does Zac look like he’s going to play the younger version of Guy Fieri in 17 Again 2?

wow you really didn’t have to say those words but you did anyway

i love John Mulaney for one reason and one reason only: 

not only did this guy try to get Diner Lobster on the air on SNL as a writer in 2010, he brings it up off hand during Oh Hello, then like a couple years later actually gets the stupid sketch on the air when he hosts the show

2019 is the year we’re gonna STOP trying to fuck the monsters, robots, and aliens and START cultivating healthy emotional, intellectual and sexual intimacy with the monsters, robots, and aliens

Why can’t we do both?

The single greatest and most fascinating “futurist” architecture movement in the world right now is happening in Bolivia, where national prosperity and a dedication to works for the poor and public housing led to an explosion of colorful styles inspired by Aymara Indian art. There should be more articles about this, the interiors are just as amazing. Incidentally, most of these buildings are not for the rich or in trendy neighborhoods, but are public housing. I’ve heard this style referred to as “Neo-Andean” but like most currently thriving styles it doesn’t have a universally agreed on name yet.