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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”
How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.
Cats don’t always make the best dogs
What do you mean; he did great.
i fucking thought this was from a musical theater shitposter at first
okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ingredient and we started to wonder if lush had like, something against vampires or something so i sent an email to lush askin if they r pro-vampire and they actually replied back lmao
Full entry here. Books here. Patreon here. Art notes and whatnot after the cut.
Thought I’d reblog in case anyone missed the first post, and add in some real-life photos of Luisa.
And because people are asking, since Tumblr is accelerating its downhill trend, places you can find me:
lesbian dragon agenda
i’m trying this new thing called “finishing” my “original” “artworks” so here are my OCs sierra (the dragon) and loraine (the wife)
You guys check this out! In Norse mythology, Slepnir is the eight legged horse of Odin. Here is a real life eight hoofed horse.
Most people are familiar with Polydactyly. It’s when you have additional fingers or toes. It’s very common in cats. But Polydactyly can occur in all vertebrates. In the horses, their hoof is actually a single finger. Through the course of evolution they have lost all of their fingers and toes except one on each foot.
So when Polydactyly develops in horses, they gain additional hooves.
Tom Hiddleston and Josie Rourke at JW3.
I manage to not think about this man for months, and then he comes at me with that hair?!
Oh so you’re a gamer-dude? Tell me five facts about Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue.
Have I ever shown you guys these weird late 80s Soviet Lord Of The Rings illustrations?
They were made by Sergei Iukhimov, who’s virtually unknown otherwise.
More from where that came from
Holy fuck this is absolutely perfect
I hated them as a kid, but I can appreciate them now.
Some more reasonably sized ones here:
it will never cease to delight me that in the trilogy, gimli is shown to be charming, with all the polish and grace of a trained diplomat—he trades wits with elrond and speaks so graciously to galadriel that she gives him a gift denied feanor; his extemporaneous description of the glittering caves is what convinces legolas to travel there with him after the war, he sings the song of durin so well that sam begs to learn it.
whereas legolas is this big cheerful lug of a hunter-tracker, incidentally a prince, only unwittingly beautiful and graceful—his speech is decidedly stiff and formal, even when he’s trying to be gentle, but then turns around and starts singing without realizing he’s forgotten half the song. He has strange moments of seriousness, when the ancientness of him shines through, but then—
I do wonder what their first conversations were, gimli dignified but a little chilly; legolas stiff even as he attempted humor, but a way forward nonetheless.
Luckily, or friends at LEGO did not forget…
Erin Hanson
ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that
Suggestions:
Black cards-
• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL
• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________
• Canceling plans is like ________
• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____
• You have the moral backbone of a _______
• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die
White Cards-
• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat
• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation
• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best
• one black coffee
• STREET SMARTS
• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken
• Delta Airlines
• the one thing they can’t replace
• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery
• a sea of drunk toddlers
• a pre- y2k asshole
• Xanax
Thanks for all the great memories.
You did good kid.
