another au for deancas day - Wrangler!cas and driver!dean doin the smooch

“Stop! Stop it! Stupid human’s heart!” 

sorry i wasn’t very productive lately but here! have Cas with a Bee!

Pray for Sammy

*was that really necessary?*

season 6 and its appreciation of zooming

Breaking Point

This is for @thecalilove- thank you so much! I hope you enjoy this!

Summary: Just a first time Destiel one shot, because those two love each other.

Word Count: 1200

Warning: smut, bottom!Dean

A/N: I hope you all enjoy! XOXO

“I’ve told you before,” Dean says, winking at Cas, “the last person who looked at me like that? I got laid.”

Just a split second of silence, and then Cas’ hands are on Dean’s chest, pushing him back down the hallway. Dean is so surprised that he goes along without a fight, just lets his body be guided by the force of Cas’ almost-shove as Sam’s confused stare follows them from the main room.

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The Complete Beginner’s Guide to Supernatural:

1.  This is Dean.  

He hunts monsters.

He’s completely straight. 

And always extremely manly.

And also very dominant. 

2.  This is Sam.

He’s Dean’s brother/monster hunting partner.  They’re both very mature together.

He’s completely normal.  Never soulless or possessed or anything.

No emotional scarring or psychological trauma going on here.  Nope.

3.  This is Castiel.  

He’s an angel of the lord. 

As such, he’s obviously very intimidating.  

Very mighty.  

All fear this terrifying, fell creature. 

4.  There is absolutely no homoerotic sexual tension in Supernatural. 

5.  Its villains are mostly demons and other unholy creatures, so of course, no one likes them.

Except for this guy.  Everyone LOVES him.  

6.  Its fans are very calm, sane, rational people who are completely accepting of opinions that differ from their own. 

7.  And of course, you will absolutely be able to maintain your sanity after watching it!

You will NOT be plunged into an existential depression over the well-being of fictional characters. 

And when you’ve run out of episodes to watch, you’ll totally be able to return to reality, no questions asked!  

THIS FUCKING POST.

It happens in the middle of the kitchen, while Dean’s preparing a pot pie for dinner. He makes a joke – tasteful, and fucking clever, in his humble opinion, if someone were to ask – and by now, he knows he’ll only get disdainful looks, but he lets himself hope for a little indulgence from the guys. Dean turns to gauge their reactions from over his shoulder, getting that very look from Sam, who’s sprawled at the table, covering the surface with books and data. Then Dean looks at Cas and wiggles his eyebrows a bit, grinning and hoping for some other response, but not expecting, because it seems that no one in the bunker shares his wit. So he’s wholly unprepared for what follows.

Cas tosses his head back and laughs.

Dean’s too stunned to do more than stare.

Cas’s eyes and nose wrinkle, his grin wide and gummy – it’s the first time Dean has ever witnessed Cas like this, and god, he can’t take his eyes off him. Feels his heart stutter or stop or both; it’s warm and fluttery, and only increases in intensity. Cas has such a stupid laugh, and Dean loves everything about it.

When Cas eases into lingering chuckles, he gives Dean a smile that’s so filled with warmth and happiness. He just – he looks so good, leaning back against one of the counters, devastatingly handsome as always in loose-fitting jeans, a red threadbare tee, and bare feet. It shouldn’t be a surprise that, just so overcome with love and adoration for this man, this is the moment he finally makes his move. Dean stops what he’s doing, walks over to Cas, and grabs him by the face, forgetting that his hands are covered in flour and sticky dough. Then he kisses him right on the mouth, right there in the middle of the kitchen while Dean was making dinner. (Dean also forgot about Sam still being there, didn’t even bother to hesitate before making a move. He just went for it, because the love of his life just laughed at his joke and Dean loves him all the more and needed to kiss him.)

Cas stands still for only a brief second before he absolutely melts, making a soft noise and winding his fingers through Dean’s hair. Both of them are too caught up in each other to hear Sam’s indignant protest of Guys, we eat in here, but they do manage to control themselves – just barely, though.

As Dean pulls back from the kiss, Cas blinks a couple times, slightly dazed and like he’s in disbelief that happened. Then his eyes clear, and he grins wide again, all gummy and scrunchy. He lets out another laugh, this one softer and delighted, and he pulls Dean back in for more kisses.

Dinner is late, and this time Sam is giving his disdainful look to both Dean and Cas, who are rumpled and red-mouthed from a very thorough makeout session. They’re all happy, though, and the pot pie is delicious.

Commission I did for patient and lovely @handsomemisha. I am sorry you got to wait for so long. I hope you are happy with the result!

Dean vs good old fashioned door

The hats are the same colours. Nothing to see here.

*there’s been no build up to a metric shit ton of parallels to this movie all through season 12*

*no idea what you’re talking about?!*

I AM HERE FOR THIS EPISODE Y'ALL

I mean as long as it doesn’t end the same way D:

They keep doing this to us… baring in mind SPN just subverted Romeo and Juliet’s ending in 13x05 I think it’s relatively safe to say that they’ll subvert Brokeback mountain too.

No tragic endings here thank you very much!

grumpy merman!Dean ( he might look cute but he’s a hunter; he’s  r e a l l y   badass, okay??/ ) 

Cas being 10000% done.

you can hear Dean facepalming so hard in the background…