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@grumpydragons / grumpydragons.tumblr.com

23 - he/they - gay as hell - queer as fuck - yes i’m nonbinary yes i’m a man yes at the same time and yes i’m incredibly sexy
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it's time to put an end to da A-POCKY-LIPS!!!

officially revealing our newest game: GREAT GOD GROVE

suck up dialogue boxes n’ use them like items to befriend gods & humans alike, and save the whole dang world!! WISHLIST NOW ON STEAM

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

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sea creature of the day is the wolf eel i love these silly fellas!!! they are very beautiful to me

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styllwaters

necklace carpet sharks are SO silly and beautiful and it is of upmost importance that you all look at them

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birdandmoon

Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!

I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.

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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)

phalloids

oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.

fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)

this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i've ever seen, not least because i think it's plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see

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i am begging all of the 20something usamericans on this website to understand that “disillusioned with us politics” is a constant state of affairs. you still have to vote. you still have to keep the needle as far left as you can. there is literally no other option and every election has echoes of consequence. please please please just fucking vote

like. i agree with you!! i agree the system is broken and terrible and i want so much for it to be not broken and terrible!! but it very seriously is true that right now voting is our best avenue of power. the next president will appoint probably at least two supreme court judges. your local government or state government is gonna be the best line of defense to protect you against everyday bullshit. please please vote

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03josten

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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bogleech

Thought you should know that in the new splatoon dlc the area in the levels before you start the challenge have different types of baby jellyfish floating or hanging around including ephyra and polyps (there's also planula but they're incredibly hard to get screenshots of, they're tiny blobs with the splatoon jellyfish eyes on), I haven't seen anyone talk about this yet

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Oh that's amazing!

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bogleech

what's up with shipworms?

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They are wood-eating clams who use their shells to slowly carve through the wood, digest it with symbiotic bacteria (same as termites and other wood eaters) and have very long bodies trailing behind so they can breathe!

Lots and lots and lots of wood has always wound up in the ocean ever since trees first evolved. Some other wood-eating sea life includes these bizarre deep-sea echinoderms (related to either starfish or sea urchins, I forget) called sea daisies:

And then there are these pitiful wet babies related to isopods, which are called GRIBBLES:

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In case the esim process confuses you or you aren't able to buy them yourself for any other reason, crips for esims for Gaza is collecting donations, they've almost met their goal of $150,000 raised. Donating allows them to buy esims in bulk which allows them to obtain more than individuals would be able to. I just donated and it was super easy as you can use paypal.

I just did this! As someone who is easily overwhelmed and confused even in life or death matters, this is extremely handy and rewarding. Get at it!

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