imagine Tsubone turning into a pogo stick
Hisoka going to a Walmart and buying them out of playing cards
imagine if chrollo’s forehead tattoo was really a temporary tattoo
the phantom troupe performing the phantom of the opera
Imagine people hiring machi to make cosplays for them
chrollo
Imagine Hisoka asking Silva for Illumi’s hand in marriage.
imagine gon and killua go to prom and hisoka and illumi crash it by playing marina and the diamonds and linkin park on repeat the whole night while saying “this one goes out to kil” or “time to kick it”
killua is mortified and gon is wondering why their at prom and how hisoka and illumi got into the building
beans is actually by far the most powerful character in hxh. he chooses to be a secretary and abstain from violence because his true abilities are too dangerous to be used
kurapika getting a happy ending
phinks wearing flattering clothing
chrollo is actually arachnophobic and will flip out if he sees a real spider
Imagine before becoming eye-candy, Illumi and Hisoka had early awkward teen phases with pimples, thick rim glasses, braces, bad haircuts, awful clothing choices (oh wait…), the works.
Imagine Milluki and Hisoka playing video games together every weekend.
leorio is the dad who dances ridiculously bad at the club but thinks he’s killin it and everyone is too embarrassed to tell him otherwise
Imagine Hisoka being approved the cooking test by Menchi.
Imagine if the chimera ants were vegetarians.