WHITE RABBIT

      He’s away on a mission right now.

Ah, what a shame. Will he be long?

      Uh, decent?

      …why?

I’m looking for a new family doctor. Our last one lost his fight.

     “You should write a book or something. How to get rich with a silver tongue.”

“I can’t give away all my secrets. People will look at me differently.”

     “Love is power? I’m gonna quote you on that one. I prefer fortunes earned all on my own, though.”

“I earned every penny. Through seduction, sure, but it’s still work.”

      Who are you?

Lorina Dodson. Can you please tell me where I can find Dr. Pym now?

     “Fall in love with me? Not what I expected to hear, but I doubt I’ll have any trouble with it.”

“Love is power. If somebody loves you, you can make them do whatever you want. It’s how I got my fortune in the first place.”

      Umm… yes. Why?

I’d like to speak with him, of course.

      Yes.

Then I’ll make it happen! It may take a while, however. Can you write down some contact information, so I can have someone call you when everything is finalized?

     “Oh, right. Minions. One day, I’ve got to get a few of those. I think I’d end up just following them around in secret making sure they don’t screw up.”

“Make them fall in love with you. They’ll hate to disappoint after that.”

Really? I can do that?

Sure, I don’t see why not. Are you interested?

      What is it?

Assistant coach for a team of your choosing. I’m sure with the right amount of money, I can get you in.

     “Really? Must have been those pesky superheroes getting in the way, then.”

“I was trying to rob a fast food restaurant. Besides, I’ve never killed anyone. I have people who do it for me, if it should come to that.”

     “Coming from someone else I’d believe the just kidding part.”

“Me? A murderer? I’m offended.”

      Uh… I guess.

Then, if you’re interested, I’ve found the perfect job for you~