Trash and Suffering

my story: hey please write me i want to exist

me: write your own goddamn self you son of a FUCK

Michael: You’re building houses in Iraq? Do you know how they punish treason? George: First time. Michael: I’ve never heard of a second. George: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

[ submission by @kimberlyoadams ]

Listening to Ausländer be like

Till: come on baby c'est c'est c'est la vie 

me:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!

bruce: my WHAT

peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW

ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–

peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER

ned: HOLY SHIT

bruce: what. Is happening

ned: DUDE CAN I COME OVER?

peter: Hold on I don’t know if he’d be comfortable with that, let me check. Dr. Banner sir, my friend wants to know if he can come meet you. Is that okay with you?

bruce: 

bruce, voice cracking: S-sure.

peter: HE SAID YEAH GET OVER HERE NOW

It’s our cousin, Charles Blackwood.

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

how did a crow get a tumblr

cheerful goblin

my heart grew three sizes

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

Lots of variety this year!

A late bloomer!

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

witchcraft and goblincore overlap! like!!

@systlin @cannibalcoalition

How dare you drag me through my well-curated mud collection?!

100 pound dumbbells. Jfc. I didn’t know they existed or could be so sexy.

wOw …wOw….WOW– i stan 

Earth’s Best Defender, a summary. God bless him.

Give him rest PLLLLEEEEEAAASSSSEEEE

they should have done the live action lion king with actors instead of cgi lions…but i guess lions can’t really act so might as well just make them people. and why not put them in denmark just to spice things up, in the middle ages too. i dont think anyones done that before

 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 + wide shots and sceneries

Chris Evans at ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Fan Event Shanghai 04/18/2019