wear (and i cannot express this enough) your fucking mask

shigaraki: i’m on the hunt for one for all

all the pro heroes: wtf’s one for all?

deku and bakugou:

props to whoever said to try putting The Social Network’s soundtrack over the Zuckerberg trial because holy SHIT

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the rest of the clique: discussing reverse audio, symbolism, hidden messgaes, dema, and blurryface and formulating academic-level theories

my dumb ass:

Hearing Tyler scream in a song again

i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time

@bunjywunjy

he just gonna take a lil peek

at family dinners

UNMUTE THIS.

Vegan privilege: risk free raw cookie dough

god if this aint me

#tag yourself i’m jake

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

  Maybe they aren’t squirrel squirrels, but Hell for nasty humans involves getting turned into squirrels, rabbits, et cetera and being entertainment for carnivorous pets.

 That squirrel that Fido’s chasing isn’t a real squirrel, it’s Andrew Jackson.

Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politicians 

power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by god they won’t have peace

And most importantly, keep calling them FBI agents, that’s what’ll really grind on those NSA agents’ nerves.