i dont trust people who have a cup by their sink for when they brush their teeth. yall too good to drink out of your hands? too good to live like our ancestors? imperial scum

the REAL morrowind experience 

Dad Jokes with Kratos

hmmm

If force doesn’t work, use more force.

Agility- 0

Critical Chance- 0

Strength- 100

“DM, i want to roll for intimidation.”

“Cool..natural 20, your knife goes flying at mach-3, the handle of the knife imbeds itself into the tree. The bandits piss themselves and run.”

roses are red, violets are blue

dream daddy is a serious game for serious people full of serious dialogue choices

🍆🍆 🍆 🍆 💖💖💖💖💦💦💦💦

Stardew Valley

↳  Seasons

Got a surprise for you, buddy.

Мортал комбат….

*a generally normal object*

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*

humans:  :O!!!!!!!!

This is an alien meme.

today I discovered you can make billboards in rollercoaster tycoon 3

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

this post has ruined my life