the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

oh, what a good story idea

Hey, that's an even better story idea

Wow, that would be amazing to write

*Stares at screen*

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

Me when I message my mutuals 😭😂

Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

the thing about mr darcy. is that everything he does he does because of his eldest sibling syndrome. it's so important that he has a younger sister and it's so important that she's 16 and it's so important that their parents are dead. it's so important that georgiana is friendly and cheerful and that he hates everyone. it's so important that he loathes wickham for what he did to her and gets involved to stop him from destroying lizzy's younger sister's life. it's so important that he moves bingley away because he thinks he's about to get his heart broken. it's so important that bingley is a lot like georgiana. like seriously darcy is an asshole because he's an eldest sibling and he's so so sweet because he's an eldest sibling that's the whole point

The Merit of All Things Masterlist

Pairing: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x Reader

“The merit of all things lies in their difficulty.”

Summary: As a lady of noble birth, you take your position by the Queen's side very seriously. You serve as her eyes and ears within the court, relaying all manners of news that you manage to collect to your lady. Rumors of a plot against King Louis XIII, your mistress's husband, have you turning to all manners of collecting news. Even turning to the roguish Musketeer who seems determined to win your affections despite your differences in rank.

Series Content Warning: Violence, Period typical sexism, Probable historical inaccuracies, Gun violence, Sword Fights, Murder plots, Slow burn, fluff, angst, romance, smut. Chapters will have specific warnings

*Denotes smut

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