grow up and be kids

why are dogs so cute someone explain

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

all together

me and da mutuals

this is the book where madelines appendix burst you insensitive bastard

“you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

another pic, different angle

^ important

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

holy crap

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes.  Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students.  Like all the time.  It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher.  Plato thought this was bullshit.  He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them.  He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did.  Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example.  So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

Lmfao

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

you and me both