simon and garfunkel, often referred to as the dan and phil of folk rock,

Louise bourgeois, 1973

“We’d e-date at the public library in every universe”, Alyssa Sue Borkowski (aka @NeatCoolFun)

:DD

tumblr is the best site bc it got baddies living like complete incels

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

Vintage moon and stars banjo heads

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

The Desolation of Scorch

Murderbot says do NOT touch me ever except for ART who can lean on me in the feed if it wants.

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

My words were spoken from a certain "delusional fag" persona I often inhabit.

Iconic Snoopy Clip of the Day 🎆🪩💫🔥