reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

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No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

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love these guys

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@marthastewartdaughter @oprahwinfreydaughter

this is what it’s like having white friends lmfaooooo

She was probably thinking of kelly clarkson 😂😂

reblog this with the sign you hated for a while bc of one specific person

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we talk to each other exclusively like this now

glozell conducting a seance with ariana grande and miranda sings

at first i thought this was one of those pics where the people just kinda look like the celebrities so someone makes a fake caption with their names but

The Collection

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

This is just so powerful

Who choreographed this??

can someone slow this down so I can learn this dance please @ me if you do

There is literally nothing funnier than this

you know how oprah does those episodes where are they now and they catch up with someone who was on the oprah winfrey show 15 years ago. I need a show, with the exact same concept. except its about seeing where my chemical romance’s emo fans from 2006 are in their lives

sit tight beautiful