oh god! they cut off his bowlin' fingers!!

Admitting to yourself that you aren’t attracted to men is scary, it can be easy to feel like you’re wrong, that if you met the Right Man you could be with him and do what you know everyone expects you to be. Learning you’re a lesbian is hard, but lesbians are so brave and strong and pure and good. If you’re realizing you might be a lesbian I am so proud of you.

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This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

DONE being sad about the past i have NEW things to be sad about

@ouija—bored

god if this aint me

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

Mildly Interesting

this is exactly the type of news i need in my life

Illustrated Arrested Development Valentine’s Day Cards 

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