• “How’d you even know the month- Let alone the day?”
• Actually- I used to be married.“
• “You really think we should be celebrating that now?”
• “Chocolate doesn’t go bad right?”
• “The walkers will hear us if you moan like that.”
• “I’m not sure it’s even February.”
• “Well, it’s not like you had much choice in Valentine’s this year”
• “Is alcohol a good Valentine?”
• “I thought you’d like it- Wiped it free from blood.”
• “It’s not that bloody.”
• “Hah- Look how’s this for Valentine’s day.”
• “It’s an actual heart, come on it’s funny!”
• “I found it- on an infected- but I’m sure it’s still good.”
• “Bullets! Tell me if that’s not perfect.”
• “Sex here? But-”
• “I actually sucked at Valentine’s day- back then.”
• “We can’t really be married without a priest.”
• “Oh- It’s expired- But it’s the thought that counts.”
• “I can’t believe people celebrated this.”
• “Valentine’s day doesn’t even matter any more!”
• “Let’s board the doors- We’ll be here all night.”
• “I think it’s diamond.”
• “Let’s shower together- I mean it’s Valentine’s.”
• “Not even the dead can say no to chocolates.”
• “Shoot it in the heart! It’s a metaphor!”
• “A dinner of- squirrels. How romantic.”
• “I’ll wear it- but just this once.”
• “Who will see us? The dead?”
• “Do you think zombies have sex?”
• “I actually hate chocolate.”
• “Do you think walkers eat chocolate?”
• “Just take it- since it’s today.”
• “Don’t you know what day it is?”
• “Are you sure Valentine’s wasn’t a week ago?”
• “Romantic and bloody. Just my type.”
• “No don’t literally shoot an arrow through my heart!”
• “We can just steal their rings- They won’t miss them!”
• “It kind of looks like a heart.”
• “Let’s find water- Then we’ll talk.”
• “If you kiss me, I’ll get it.”
• “I dedicate that kill for you.”
• “What do you mean? Killing the zombie was romantic!”
• “I laid them in heart formation. What do you think?”
• “The chocolate isn’t so bad.”
• “Never can have a moment of privacy with these.”
• “Never thought this is how I’d get proposed to.”
• “Booze and bullets. I thought you’d like em’.”
• “I think we’re alone now.”
• “It’s been too long.”
• “It’s just another day really, how can you tell the difference.’
• “Oh I thought it was March.”
• “It’s a ring- I found it.”
• “See- that was an impressive kill. I’m the best valentine.”

• ❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞
• ❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞
• ❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞
• ❝ He has no pulse! ❞
• ❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?
• ❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞
• ❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞
• ❝ I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞
• ❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞
• ❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞
• ❝ I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞
• ❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞
• ❝ You had sex. How was it? ❞
• ❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞
• ❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞
• ❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞
• ❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞
• ❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞
• ❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞
• ❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞
• ❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞
• ❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞
• ❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞
• ❝ I lost my shoe! ❞
• ❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞
• ❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞
• ❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞
• ❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞
• ❝ Glad you’re back. ❞
• ❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞
• ❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞
• ❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞
• ❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞
• ❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞
• ❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞
• ❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞
• ❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞
• ❝ When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞
• ❝ If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞
• ❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞
• ❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞
• ❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞
• ❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞
• ❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞
• ❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞
• ❝ You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞
• ❝ I was staring at Simba. ❞
• ❝ You gave me syphilis! ❞
• ❝ This is why I keep you around. ❞
• ❝ So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞
• ❝ I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞
• ❝ He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞
• ❝ Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞
• ❝ I think I like this rules thing. ❞
• ❝ You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞
• ❝ You’re my person. ❞
• ❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞
• ❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞

• “Are you following me?”
• “Hey, watch where you’re going.”
• “You look vaguely familiar…” 
• “I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”
• “I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”
• “Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”
• “Strange to see a fresh face around here.”
• “Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”
• “Do you need help with that?”
• “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
• “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
• “See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.
• “Hey handsome/beautiful.”
• “You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”
• “Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”
• “Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”
• “What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
• “The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”
• “Don’t bother, I’m busy.”
• “No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”
• “It’s you, isn’t it?”
• “Happy to see me again?”
• “It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”
• “You looking to start a fight or something?”
• “Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”
• “Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”
• “Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”
• “Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”
• “I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”
• “Come with me, no time to explain!”
• “Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”
• “Are these guys bothering you?”
• “Hey, leave him/her alone!”
• “You look tired. Need a ride?”
• “Shit shit, are you okay?!”
• “Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”
• “Well look what the cat dragged in.”
• “Never thought I’d see your face again.”
• “Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”
• “You look like bad news….”
• “I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”
• “Nice to meet you.”

my name is alice. i worked for the umbrella corporation in a secret laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. there was an incident. a virus escaped. everybody died. trouble was, they didn’t stay dead .