you don't deserve this big toblerone

When it rains, it pours….

I love you. Most ardently

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”, but it’s 1830s and the Romantic era is in full bloom.

You like her, Darling? Oh, I love her. What a perfectly beautiful little lady.

LADY AND THE TRAMP (1955)

Studio Ghibli characters animation.

love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot

come on brain yip yip

in this house we do grandma activities

SHARPENING ACTION by bicanaries

Cucculelli Shaheen Constellation Dress

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

me, lying in bed with my gamer wife: sorry babe. i’m just not feeling very epic tonight. :(

gamer wife: oh no! f :( is there anything i can do?

me: thanks for paying respects and for respecting my boundaries. and no this is something that not even your epic gamer love can fix. you’re the best thing to ever happen to me and i thank gamer jesus everyday that i met you while you were taking out the trash at the gamestop and i was dumpster diving behind the gamestop.