Alastor and Husk have had sex before, because Alastor didn't like not knowing something that could be (potentially) used against him, and Husk is the only person he trusted in such a vulnerable position.

It was awkward but it was fine. They don't talk about it.

(It somehow came up once to Angel when Husk was a bit too drunk to remember why telling someone this info was a Bad Idea. Angel asked how sex with Smiles was like. All Husk will say on the matter is "he bites," and provides absolutely no more information.)

Alastor and Vox have ALSO had sex before, but that was just so, after Vox finished, Alastor could tell him he was bad at it and emotionally destroy him.

(Alastor wouldn't have considered going so far if Vox didn't suddenly attempt to push him and his boundaries so far and try to force him into a subservient role at his company. So he decided "fuck it, this is the best way to get him" and does this to him immediately before he disappears for 7 years.)

Alastor after someone starts a rumor that he's in a relationship with Husk:

this one's inspired by @cringefailvox's time has changed the metaphor!

It was such a good read and I couldn't stop thinking about these three ever since.

Someone please write about Cursed Cat Alastor!!

He’s so ugly but funny looking at the same time it’s cute! I want him lmao ❤️

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

folks, don't do this one. do not look at kudos count. do not look at comment count. do not look at hits. you read the summary and see if it sounds like your cuppa. multi-chapter fics in particular suffer a lot from inflated hit counts because loyal fans will show up for every chapter, but only get one kudos apiece. literally just read the write-up and if it's bad, you'll know within a minute of clicking on it. give new works and chaptered works a shot

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Don't use the period tracker app, Ovia!!!

...Husk ain't having a good time

NIFTY IN THE BACKPACK

Alastor truly is a cat dad tho

Hence the invention of the Porch

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

why would you crop the dinosaur

Al and Husk came out looking like they’re settling in for some for some Statler and Waldorf-style heckling so why not?

“Do you think this show constitutes cruelty to animals?”

“Not unless they’re watching it!”

(For the uninitiated, Statler and Waldorf are these two irascible but hilarious characters from the Muppets ⬇️)

Husk's secret weapon

Goodbye

The good times didn't last... so sadge

open rp

“Feh..It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-grinch. I can defeat every merry-maker who crosses my path. You think you can stop me from ruining christmas?”

Mackleclaus pointed to the door. “go away, Inuyasha” he mackled merrily

they dont even make characters for preteens to make linkin park amvs on youtube to anymore. thats whats wrong

phineas and ferb heritage post