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you might be fast -
but I'm faster.
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[Erich logics that out for a moment and then he laughs, a wheezing, dry, death rattle of a thing, which is less of an intimidating sound than a scary one; he sounds quite ready for his lungs to fall apart.]

Oy vey.  You tell a boy to wear condoms for a decade and still he cannot keep his cock in his trousers.  I have more family left than I thought.

[He examines Pietro’s face for a moment, looking for Jakob and Edie in his face, looking for Maximilian and Randi and the Eisenhardts.]

Give us a smile, boychik.  I know I am pretty, but you do not need to be so twitchy.

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                                                   '... family?'                fear and shock gives way to a grin that splits the way across                pietro's young face, dimpling ruddy cheeks. there's youth in                that faith, and the sort of hope that only youth can possess                when they've not yet had their spirits trampled to dust.                'yeah       me too. i have a sister, you know. her name's wanda.                 we're twins, actually. i tried to get her to come with me, but                 she's mad because i put a snake in her bed.

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Oy vey, boy, I am joking.

[Erich rolls his eyes, but only the right one rolls properly, the left lags a little behind, a bit lazy.]

Sit down before you swoon.  I am only a biter when girls ask.  What does my brother want?

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                  '         i knew that.'  he's lying through his teeth. never                   before has pietro been so terrified -- except for maybe                   that time he accidentally left his sister at the bus stop                   for a dog. he shifts, uneasy, and darts towards a chair,                   perhaps faster than necessary.                   'it's -- kind of a long story. and it's complicated. um.'                                                    where to begin?                   'jakob said i should meet you. i mean, i wanted to meet                    you. i'm still kind of wrapping my head around everything,                    but -- he's my grandpa.                                        i guess that makes you my uncle.' 

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Not if I owe you money I am not.

[Erich’s smile is a crooked knife scraping across his teeth, and half as painful-looking, tipping up to the ear opposite the scar of his left ear.]

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                 'what? no. it's just                    for perhaps the first time in his life, pietro maximoff            is at a loss for words. he wasn't sure what to expect,            but this sorry, mangled excuse for a man isn't it. he            parts his lips -- closes them, rinses, and repeats.                   'i'm pietro. maximoff. jakob -- jakob jehnsherr sent me.' 

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I can help you?

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                ( he desperately hopes he has the right place.                   he should, anyway. jakob repeated it for him                   at least three times. )                          i hope so. are you, um -- are you erich?

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               'i'm aerodynamic as heck.'

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"Pietro." The word is knowing, but not entirely damning. His sister has indeed gotten to her first, but Magda isn’t without some sympathy. She’s been swayed by fluffy things for years, just ask Erik - she’d once tried to trade him in for a horse after a particularly long argument about muddy boots on the kitchen floor. “Is this what you abandoned your sister for?”

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               b-u-s-t-e-d.               for all his wit and endless gall, when faced with his mother,               and The Look, he's rendered speechless and defenseless               in one fell swoop.                'i didn't          i didn't abandon her. i just ... got distracted.                               i was going to go back and get her.'

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   he is trying to barter for her love with a cute puppy but she is a strong girl and this will not phase her. it will mostly not phase her. (she will definitely coddle the puppy when she is done murdering pietro.)

   ”From now on, I walk home.

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               look at that face. look at that poor, pitiful, pouty face. that's                love in those devious eyes, wanda. don't let the metaphorical                devil horns fool you.                                     '         what if i let you name it?'

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                                  'mom. mom. mama. matka.                the can we keep it? is unspoken. note the mangy mut sitting                at pietro's feet, and the silent hope that wanda hasn't gotten                to her first. 

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   distant slamming of a door. quick footsteps. fast breathing. static in the air.    that dog is going to tear this family apart.

   ”THAT’S WHY YOU FORGOT ME?”

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               pietro can see his young life flashing right before his eyes.                this is it. this is how he's going to die.                       '                         you can pet it. if you want. or -- not.'

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                '                   diiiiiiiidj'a miss me?'

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