So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.

• ‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’
• ‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’ 
• ‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’
• ‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’
• ‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’ 
• ‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’
• ‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’
• ‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’
• ‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’
• ‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’
• ‘ Please try this religion. ’
• ‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’
• ‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’
• ‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’
• ‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’
• ‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’
• ‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’
• ‘ Hire a samurai. ’
• ‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’
• ‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’
• ‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’
• ‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’
• ‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’
• ‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’
• actually a Typhoon
• ‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’
• ‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’
• ‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’
• ‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’
• ‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’
• ‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’ 
• ‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’
• ‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’
• ‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’
• ‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’
• ‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’
• ‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’
• ‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’
• ‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’
• ‘ Can you maybe chill? ’
• (scared of russia)
• ‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’
• [You’ve got mail].
• ‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’
• (1) new war request.

• ❝What is there to gain?❞
• ❝The night was all you had.❞
• ❝I’m so beyond naughty.❞
• ❝All this bad blood here, won’t you let it dry?❞
• ❝You lean towards despair.❞
• ❝It’s always been just you and me.❞
• ❝This is how it feels to take a fall.❞
• ❝Do you like the person you’ve become?❞
• ❝This thing, it’s a family affair.❞
• ❝You always take it further than I ever can.❞
• ❝I’ll come back to haunt you.❞
• ❝Maybe I just want some words of distraction.❞
• ❝They will come for you.❞
• ❝You don’t listen to me anymore.❞
• ❝I was left to my own devices.❞
• ❝Oh the terrifying rarity of truth.❞
• ❝It scares you, being alone.❞
• ❝Tell me a piece of your history.❞
• ❝We dance with the devils.❞
• ❝I’ll see you in the future when we’re older.❞
• ❝Oh, to see what it means to be free.❞
• ❝But this is your heart. Can you feel it?❞
• ❝These words are all we have.❞
• ❝Hold me in your arms.❞
• ❝If we’re only ever looking back we will drive ourselves insane.❞
• ❝Don’t turn your back on me.❞
• ❝It hurts like hell to be torn apart.❞
• ❝How am I gonna get myself back home?❞
• ❝I have written you down. Now you will live forever.❞
• ❝Maybe we started the fire.❞
• ❝I can’t take it anymore.❞
• ❝All you want is someone onto whom you can cling.❞
• ❝I came here to get some peace.❞
• ❝Look who’s digging their own grave.❞
• ❝I’d rather be the ghost that annoys you.❞
• ❝Now you’ve hit a wall and you hit it hard.❞
• ❝I will try to love you.❞
• ❝You’re missing what is right before your eyes.❞
• ❝There’s a hole in my soul.❞
• ❝I won’t show my face here anymore.❞
• ❝Let’s finish what we started.❞
• ❝The thing’s you’ve done, can you carry it with no regrets?❞
• ❝I see it through your eyes.❞
• ❝You said you always had my back.❞
• ❝We were born to be together.❞
• ❝Keep on talking to yourself.❞
• ❝Your iron rule has often had me on my knees.❞
• ❝Oh, will you come down at all?❞
• ❝You’ll drink yourself to death.❞
• ❝I can feel it pulling me back.❞
• ❝You’re out of sight but not out of my mind.❞
• ❝We are the greatest pretenders.❞
• ❝You better sink your teeth before I disappear.❞
• ❝I hear you calling in the dead of night.❞
• ❝The birds are mocking me.❞
• ❝Do you understand that we will never be the same again?❞
• ❝If you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?❞