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Jazzy Jaye💞

@jazzy-jaye / jazzy-jaye.tumblr.com

Where the sad gal hours nevah stop 🤪
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glumshoe

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

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buffysboobs

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

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Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

I’m fucking Flargel

Huesriel

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kaijuno

PEENKEL I HATE EVERYTHING

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boodraws

Crirsel

neanliel

Mualriel

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jazzy-jaye

Smethiel -.-

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reblogged

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

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scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

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lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

what was his name

oh no

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sighinastorm

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

OH NO!

What was the cats name?

Oh

Oh dear.

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treefrogsoup

It can’t be that bad.

Okay it was that bad

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there

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