tiktok porn is so so funny.

why even try at this point

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

Thank u for this contribution

They are on a phone call

Unmute !

are you liking my posts because you think they’re funny or because you want me carnally

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

Brilliant 😂😂

Why does this emoji 🪤🪤🪤 exist. In what context would i use this

Dunno. But hey look!

I put some cheese under this cool box! You should grab it

Ohohoho fuck yes free cheece for me!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

official crab post

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It didn't start on October 7th

[ID: tweet by Professor Kamel Hawwash @kamelhawwash:

"When is a chemical weapon not a chemical weapon? When it is used by #Israel on #Palestinians #phosphorus #Gaza"

Attached image shows a city with white phosphorus falling from the sky onto an apartment complex with fleeing people around it. The date of the post is circled: Dec 28, 2013. End of ID.]

happy new year, y’all

shoutout to everyone who’s also dealing with the longest year of a week this week

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon