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Guys. I just realized something.
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
In this scene in DH part II, Harry, Ron and Hermione are just running around doing shit. Until now, I thought it was rather pointless and that they just took it in the movie to add some action.
But then.
I REALIZED SOMETHING.
Okay, in this order, it happens.
First, a giant, ugly creature tries to kill them with a large weapon. They hide behind a pipe.
Second, there are spiders. Loads of ‘em.
Third, there is a werewolf.
Then, there are dementors.
In that particular order.
Still don’t get it? We’ll take it again.
FIRST, A GIANT, UGLY CREATURE TRYING TO KILL THEM WITH A LARGE WEAPON AND THEY HIDE BEHIND A PIPE.
SECOND, THERE ARE SPIDERS. LOADS OF THEM.
THIRD, THERE IS A WEREWOLF.
THEN, THERE ARE DEMENTORS.
thank you and goodnight
Then the Order of the Phoenix appears, and then they get to the Half-Blood Prince.
This is one of the best HP insights I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot.
I still have so much fun, when I’m reading about this!
❝ or perhaps in slytherin, you’ll make your real friends…
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YoungScrappyHungry is a great little blog by a teenager with a really interesting perspective on travel, food, and culture!
morticians HATE him! local child figures out how to cheat death TWICE!
Now then, remember, just because you made the team last year does not guarantee you a spot this year, is that clear?
//takes a deep breath
ARTHUR WEASLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES AND CERTAINLY THE MOST UNDERRATED OF HARRY’S FATHER FIGURES ok this man:
bonus:
‘madame delacour glided forward and stooped to kiss mrs. weasley too. “enchanteé,” she said. “your ‘usband ‘as been telling us such amusing stories!” mr. weasley gave a maniacal laugh; mrs. weasley threw him a look, upon which he became immediately silent and assumed an expression appropriate to the sickbed of a close friend.’
according to JKR, lockhart was born in 1964, which would make him 28 at the time of “chamber of secrets”
do you realize what this means
most of lockhart’s coworkers, who all hated him so much, may have had to teach him at one point.
snape would’ve been in school with him, albeit a few years ahead.
imagine teaching/going to school this raging narcissistic dumbass, and then he graduates and from then on, no matter how bad life gets, you think, “at least i’ll never have to deal with gilderoy fucking lockhart ever again”
and then
he gets famous
he’s hailed as a hero
your students and your mum all have crushes on him
and then
he gets hired at your place of work
tl;dr: lockhart is lucky no one in the staffroom stabbed him by midterm season
If Gilderoy was only 28 that means he was a CERTIFIED FUCKBOY guys
HC UNLOCKED
@quidditchleaguenet january challenge | characters who died in the wizarding wars
secret government agent: *punches me in the face* say it
me: never
secret government agent: Say Draco Malfoy doesn’t deserve a redemption arc
me: *spits in their face* Fuck you