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me when i cook something using a wooden spoon

æh yës… myë Dwærvën Brjëw…. Händ Chürnëd….

Me: *makes a vore joke* -my friends hire a hitman to swiftly deal with me, making sure I’m never to be found again-

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

real gamers are too lazy to play games

real gamers have depression

real gamers cry themselves to sleep at night asking where they went wrong

Y'ALL OK?????

yea sure bro 

me as a gf trying to be cute: oh hey my….soft cantaloupe…gentle chili flake….dominos 2 for 1 deal….

I SAW THIS ON MY DRIVE TO TEXAS AND ALMOST CRASHED

miku hatsune didnt have to go to college so why should i

she’s not real

dont u ever say that to me ever again

she

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*