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I'm a crazy old woman who lives in the woods

@alleras-of-izalith / alleras-of-izalith.tumblr.com

(Formerly on-ebay-more-than-here & one-in-a-millian & northern-lights-superplex) 26, female, enjoys video games, comics, metal, vgcw, 90's wrestling, demon's souls, dark souls, darkstalkers, blue eyed men, taking the blame for upsetting shippers...
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so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

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Government Secret #145

We have actually hacked the Irish government and legalized ecstasy to see what would happen just for the kicks. its going better than originally planned

P.S Leprauchan1 isn’t a very secure password nice try Ireland

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jon-snow

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass

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graceebooks

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

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