when the harmonica solo goes on a little too long
tumblr i have been here for almost a decade
Took you long enough to figure it out idiot
Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012
Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021
Plot twist. Itβs the same ship.
Plot twist. It's the same fic.
Plot twist. It still hasn't updated.
Plot twist. The author updated after a decade thanks to your nice comment.
I want to be a white dad in a horror movie
Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start
Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do
Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy
Finally caving to my wife's irrational fear and typing "ghosts?" into the Google search bar
I really feel this.
Or maybe...
#his faces are everything to me
Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.
βGirls gays and theysβ <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
βLadies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guestsβ <- inclusive but far, far too formal
βAlrighty gamersβ <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
βEveryponyβ <== pisses everyone off.Β flawless
honestly if tumblr unbanned NSFW we could enter like a golden age
twitter would have absolutely no appeal then
twitter has no appeal Now
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? donβt see how thatβs relevant
allow me illustrate you
thatβs still four people
i truly canβt make this any clearer
will smith isnβt gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
donβt know what youβre on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. theyβre a hollywood love story
I canβt believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
Prev X2 tags you are so right
[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]
[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]
question to all girls
where tf do you put your titters when you go to sleep
In the titter drawer, you neanderthal.
ok namaste
If the town of Folks made memes:
This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
My favourite type of movie is βperiod piece romance but fantasy-horror hijinks happen and now everyone has to adapt to the new genre or die,β ala Curse of the Black Pearl, Anastasia, The Mummy (1999)
"everybody has to adapt to the new genre" is really criminally underutilized in general