ITS SO COLD!! Merry Christmas!!!

I got deer-ified :(

Sniffs you

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Babby does a yell

sorry, professor whats his nuts

you all forgot the most important part

I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

I cannot stop laughing!!!!

Reminder that while yes some profs are assholes, most of them are just big fuckin nerds and not actually that intimidating

UnMute!

no fucking way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

here’s the entire video lmao

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

The wife:

The mom:

I t s b a c k

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂

Pure genius. 😂😂

fuck me

I am morally obligated to reblog this meme any time I come across it with only a short cool down for repetition.

Happy Easter lol

She didn’t like me taking her to the vet