the real allies

I think about this every day

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste

Snoop dogg 2018 // Girl with a pearl earring 1665

Every other character in Naruto: Here is my SUPER SPECIAL JUTSU! Rock Lee:

I get on tumblr. I read yalls naruto essays like the morning paper