“I hate when females-”
“Females always-”
“Nowadays, most females-”
“Ya’ll females-”
“Fe-”
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“I hate when females-”
“Females always-”
“Nowadays, most females-”
“Ya’ll females-”
“Fe-”
I told you my name was Rose.
Not true My name is Jennifer
But Rose was softer. Easier to whisper.
I told you that you were handsome.
Not true. You are old. Probably older than my father.
But when I touched your wrist and tilted my head and smiled at you, you believed me.
You told me that you felt like you could tell me anything.
This is true. In the dark, when I held you, you told me about your son’s college applications, your stress with your company.
I’d run my fingers through your hair, hum softly in understanding.
You called me Rose gold. Told me I was everywhere. You couldn’t concentrate a work, could only think of me.
Your sweet baby. Your sweetness. Your light. Your Rose.
I let you touch me. My designer heels are kicked to the side.
You finger at the lingerie you bought me. Tell me I deserve more. Deserve it all.
I quietly remind you of my student loan payment coming up. But stop there. Not the right moment to talk about the money. Let you touch my hair. My lips.
A reward for how good you’ve been to me.
I’m all tenderness for you. Radiating rose tenderness.
I bloom for you and leave my body.
Remind myself of how medical school is being paid for, how one day my husband won’t have to worry about my debt.
Then, I get scared. Think of how I haven’t been able to keep a boyfriend. How I shrink away from men in my regular life. I shiver and snap back to reality.
You’re holding me. Whispering into my ear about how you’ll take me to Paris. How I’m so beautiful. How I taste like flowers.
You tell me about how your wife wants to travel to Paris this summer but you’d rather take me. How she crowds you. I understand. I would never do that to you.
When you turn me the right way in the light, the makeup on my body glitters a dusty rose.
You gasp. I sit up, lean my head back like I’ve practiced in the mirror, and let you stare at me.
I think of my daughters. If I’ll ever be able to tell them this. You call out to me. Rose. I forget, for a split second, that you’re referring to me.
But then, I remember. Tilt my head back to you and smile at you like your Rose always does.
You tell me to come here.
In my mind I think of the car you paid for, my heels, my Birkin bag. I think of my therapist that warns me that doing this will hurt me later on. But money is money.
I crawl back to you.
I want a: “You’re going to be an authorized user on my black card.” “Oh you want a rolls Royce? Let’s go get one” “Your mom wants to renovate her house? Here’s half a million” “You got how much student loans? Let’s just pay that right now” Where they at tho 😂
When you get yours, send his dad my way. 😜
My friend’s are so quick to down me for dating an old white man.
BUT... when you have no money for liquor and I pitch in (that’s him)
When you need to borrow money because you AND your BF are poor (that’s him)
When you accompany me to the nail salon that has his CC on file (ALL HIM BITCH)
I need a friend like me.
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
lets see if this works
Please help me, Roger! 😭
my last finals are today I ain’t risking it
Charging men 400K for an imaginary concept created by men?
Iconic. Honestly. Truly.
I mean I’m here for it.
Wish I coulda.
Get money
Let me stop playing and get with the winning team.
More of my fav money shots. Sex workers reblog for a fruitful weekend
Reblogging for a fruitful coming back after my hiatus.
So I recently ran into a sugar “master post” on here but noticed a lot of the links were broken. Since there are so many aspiring sugar babies with a ton of questions I thought I’d make a new one! Here it is: a very long compilation of my favorite tips and tricks from sugar babies all over tumblr. Enjoy! Xoxo
Dining etiquette pt. 2
4 things every aspiring SB should know
this is amazing, like major thankyou !!!
Reblog and you’ll find money soon!
Yes.
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.
reblobbed
seriously have nothing to lose
Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets
You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.
Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.
I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.
I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY
I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.
Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…
Amen
Reblobbed.
I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)
Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.
Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.
The SB life 😜💋
Ginie Polo (via thesugaringtsarevna)
Bitch this me all 4 seasons