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Memoirs of a Virgin SB

@virginbrownsugarb / virginbrownsugarb.tumblr.com

Just a girl who wants to spend other people's money
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Rose Gold

I told you my name was Rose. 

Not true My name is Jennifer

But Rose was softer. Easier to whisper. 

I told you that you were handsome. 

Not true. You are old. Probably older than my father.

But when I touched your wrist and tilted my head and smiled at you, you believed me. 

You told me that you felt like you could tell me anything. 

This is true. In the dark, when I held you, you told me about your son’s college applications, your stress with your company. 

I’d run my fingers through your hair, hum softly in understanding. 

You called me Rose gold. Told me I was everywhere. You couldn’t concentrate a work, could only think of me. 

Your sweet baby. Your sweetness. Your light. Your Rose.

I let you touch me. My designer heels are kicked to the side.

You finger at the lingerie you bought me. Tell me I deserve more. Deserve it all.

I quietly remind you of my student loan payment coming up. But stop there. Not the right moment to talk about the money. Let you touch my hair. My lips. 

A reward for how good you’ve been to me. 

I’m all tenderness for you. Radiating rose tenderness.

I bloom for you and leave my body.

Remind myself of how medical school is being paid for, how one day my husband won’t have to worry about my debt. 

Then, I get scared. Think of how I haven’t been able to keep a boyfriend. How I shrink away from men in my regular life. I shiver and snap back to reality. 

You’re holding me. Whispering into my ear about how you’ll take me to Paris. How I’m so beautiful. How I taste like flowers.

You tell me about how your wife wants to travel to Paris this summer but you’d rather take me. How she crowds you. I understand. I would never do that to you.

When you turn me the right way in the light, the makeup on my body glitters a dusty rose. 

You gasp. I sit up, lean my head back like I’ve practiced in the mirror, and let you stare at me. 

I think of my daughters. If I’ll ever be able to tell them this. You call out to me. Rose. I forget, for a split second, that you’re referring to me.

But then, I remember. Tilt my head back to you and smile at you like your Rose always does. 

You tell me to come here. 

In my mind I think of the car you paid for, my heels, my Birkin bag. I think of my therapist that warns me that doing this will hurt me later on. But money is money.

I crawl back to you.

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I want a: “You’re going to be an authorized user on my black card.” “Oh you want a rolls Royce? Let’s go get one” “Your mom wants to renovate her house? Here’s half a million” “You got how much student loans? Let’s just pay that right now” Where they at tho 😂

When you get yours, send his dad my way. 😜

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I need new friends. Period.

My friend’s are so quick to down me for dating an old white man. 

BUT... when you have no money for liquor and I pitch in (that’s him)

When you need to borrow money because you AND your BF are poor (that’s him)

When you accompany me to the nail salon that has his CC on file (ALL HIM BITCH)

I need a friend like me. 

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

lets see if this works

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cosmic-noir

Please help me, Roger! 😭

my last finals are today I ain’t risking it

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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ENGAGE IN ANY FORM OF SEX WORK

I will follow every single one of you.
PLEASE reblog if you are a sex worker: stripper, sugar baby, cam girl, fin dom, escort, porn, dom/sub, literally any form of sex work.
I WILL FOLLOW EVERYONE AND ANYONE THAT REBLOGS THIS
Tumblr is quite literally one of my only escapes from the real world - that unpleasant place where I have to deal with idiots who believe that sex work is degrading to woman, and that sex work is a last resort that people are forced into.
I love speaking with and getting to know other individuals that rely on some form of sex work for income. You truly are some of the most amazing people I've ever had the pleasure and privelage to interact with. So, if you'd like a humble stripper/sugar baby such as myself as one more follower, please reblog this.
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Sugar Baby Guide w/ 200+ tips!

So I recently ran into a sugar “master post” on here but noticed a lot of the links were broken. Since there are so many aspiring sugar babies with a ton of questions I thought I’d make a new one! Here it is: a very long compilation of my favorite tips and tricks from sugar babies all over tumblr. Enjoy! Xoxo

Safety

Free-styling

Meeting SD’s online

Allowance, financials, and budgeting

The art of sugar dating

Dining etiquette pt. 2

Seduction, manipulation & negotiation

Keeping your SD

Appearance

Platonic Sugar

Sugar Travel

General tips/info on sugaring

Things you need to remember when you start sugaring:

Beginning advice for newbies

4 things every aspiring SB should know

All about him

POTs

“What should I say?” And personality

Your sugar profile

Random tips/things/misc.

this is amazing, like major thankyou !!!

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Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

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nudiemuse

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

reblobbed

seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

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niuniente

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

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doveclove

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

Amen

Reblobbed.

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

lux-obscura

Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.

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