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The gay cousin

@sophiepantz / sophiepantz.tumblr.com

Sophie | 27 | She/Her | Queer | Ottawa | Send me pics of your pets
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draconym

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

It's time to make our dog! Let's look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.

And now let's adjust Our Dog's proportions accordingly.

Looks great so far! Let's put this dog together.

Wow! Wow. That sure is a dog. Probably.

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vaspider

This looks like some sort of prehistoric protodog

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teaboot

Closest I could find was a weinercorg

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Krabi (1976), Václav Mergl.

older animation is genuinely fucking insane what the fuck

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iheartvelma

It’s an adaptation of a sci-fi story about crab-like robot war machines. You know. Because 1970s Czechoslovakia!

Crabs

Václav Mergl | Czechoslovakia | 1976 | 11 min

After a five-year ban imposed on Václav Mergl after Laokoon, the director was allowed to adapt a sci-fi story by Anatoly Dneprov which is warning against the development of intelligent weapon systems. Supplied with enough metal, these systems are able to reproduce out of control. The embossed cut-outs in this film are pasted together in several layers, and the metallic look was created with the tin foil from cigarette packs.

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201xs

if i had super speed im sure people would be like "how could you possibly have super speed" and i would be like "ok, ill prove it. name something you can get at a grocery store" and they would be like "hmmm okay. cheddar cheese" and then i would use my super speed to shave their head completely bald almost instantly. theyll never see it coming

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orivu

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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owldude

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

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aonaranacht
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