Anyway, isn’t it weird how you can love a voice

“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood

did soulja boy ever tell em

career services: so what kind of job- me: pay and health insurance career services: no, but what kind- me: the kind that is available and pays money and insurance career services: yes, but what are your interests me: 

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

if you have a mental illness you know exactly what’s behind that door

that took a sharp left

Date a girl who’s got like, so many eyes. Like dude there’s eyes everywhere. Under her chin? Eyes. On her palms? Eyes. Like, there has to be at least seven of them

Anna Kendrick being Anna Kendrick.

whats a little homoerotic telepathy between friends